I should not be watching all of these “disturbing video game bosses” videos because

1. I’m going to keep being repulsed by Gamer Dudes’ sentiments about what is “disturbing” and “wrong” [sexism, ableism, trivialization of and eye-covering at abuse, etc.]
2. I’m going to yell every time at least ONE boss from Chrono Cross isn’t included [finding out what Fate is????? holy fuck, also your first visit to “Chronopolis”, though that might have just been the intense plot twist that was just thrown at me making me cry].
3. Steve Rogers is not here to wrap me up in his beefy patriotic manhunk arms so I can sleep without cocooning myself.  Chris Evans would also be acceptable.  Chris Evans if you are reading this, I am a dumb anxiety baby who loves creativity in horror and horror-esque elements and I could just not watch these videos but if things go according to plan, this is a win-win situation, please and thank you.

wow I am really glad someone on VDex named their Ditto “A Naughty Ditto”

two Summers ago while I was in Germany, Mario made some really great drunk typos

why has no one made riot grrl dubstep yet [because the girls at the Skrillex concert ew ew ew ew ew]

I was supposed to make post-dubstep but I might do that instead

i’m just going to keep playing through the beginning of Nocturne until the disc stops randomly freezing and lets me save