Things!

ME, with COOKIE CUTTER TUMBLR INFO:

What are you doing this is a giant poopbaby whinefest?????

But uh I guess I’m Olivia and this is an extraneously detailed account of my things.  I type with an accent and my swearing patterns are really erratic.  I’m always angry. About everything. 

I’m a girl, lady, but not female, woman only to one and he knows who he is.  She/her/etc. pronouns will do, but I do not identify as a binary sex or gender.  I just really strongly resemble a couple.

My orientation is dear god jesus fuck hyper-monogamous?? Like I latch on to one person and the idea of any other people as or even other people seeing me romantically or sexually is completely repulsive and makes me extremely uncomfortable.  It is just a really complicated unpleasant subject, just please don’t think of me in those ways and things will be peachy.

I moved briefly from 314 to 651 but now I am back in this dump because very bad things happened and I hope that someday they reverse themselves and I can move back.

DISCLAIMER:

You probably came here for the art or animals or my incoherent posts about Star Trek or video games or patriarchy but this is actually the lair of a legendary sadlord, sadpoet, sad-I-left-Minnesota-because-the-things-there-suddenly-stopped-loving-me, etc.  This is a VERY SAD PLACE, full of WHINING and BITTERNESS.  If you believe in pulling oneself up by one’s bootstraps or optimism or junk then you should probably not follow me because I will annoy the piss out of you with my inconsolable nihilism and haplessness and angry philosophizing.

Actually I could give you like fifty concrete examples of why you should not follow me but that would be another example of why you should not follow me.

I also beg for message memes like it ain’t nobody’s business so have fun!

TAGS:

I am really miserably awful at tagging things despite the fact that I nag most people I follow to tag every single thing in the world because my tumblr saviour is expansive as fuck, BUT here are some things I am mostly very consistent about:

Homestuck: “worst webcomic in the world” I know, I know, hence why I tag it, also if you DO read it or are considering reading it, I try to put “update” on posts that are about the most recent update, though that might not necessarily contain any big ol’ spoilers.

gpoy: My face! Or shoulders. Or torso slightly covered by a lacrosse stick.  I don’t recommend going back that far.  Usually for no reason.  This is tumblr, tumblr is vanity.

tuneskis: Music, in audio file or video form.  I have gone through my entire blog and made sure to tag absolutely every single song I have ever posted.  Going through this tag is a lot less slow’n glitchy than trying to listen to my last.fm library.  I also try to include artist and track names, and album names if it just came out. 

haul: Christmas?? Birthday??? I just went shopping????? When I get something cool I usually put it up here and that is kind of a dumb habit so I’d recommend blocking this one, but Xmas and my birthday are about half a year apart and I don’t really shop much anymore.  Your call.

I try to include the names of specific games, movies, tv shows, etc. that I post about in any way, though things tend to slip through the cracks more with these.  If I forget to tag something you have blocked, please let me know and I’ll get it off your dash right away!

Same goes for anything else you want me to try to tag.  I don’t do trigger warnings because everything and anything can be triggering, but if you have something specific you need me to tag, let me know and I will try to make sure I keep up with it.  However, when I post under distress, I will not tag anything and I will not go back to those posts unless I choose to delete them.