January 2012
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HEY I AM WATCHING THE BIG DIRTY AND OOPS I AM P DRUNK VADLIDATE ME WHILE I:M FONE
FUCK
do you know how many times i spelled mediafire mediafore in the last fifteen minutes
but seriously every time i stick my nose in this glass i feel like i’m in the house again
like i’m drinking silver bullets again
and we’ll wake up and screw again
dear tumblr,
please validate my sadpoems
bourbon
it would be nice if i could be the next bukowski
and make enough money to quit Hamline
and be a better alcoholic
for my word children
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god why did i ask for bourbon it’s just non-Irish whiskey,
it smells like Eric it tastes like Eric
like Eric on nights when he’d call me fiery,
like his precious Jameson but i wasn’t that strong, maybe too sweet
when he’d “accidentally” drink the whole bottle in an hour and a half and if i hadn’t been taking more swigs than i wanted...
my dad just pointed out that when I was 12 [when dems depressions kicked up but he don’t know that] I started getting really into Hunter Thompson and now it’s Trailer Park Boys and hey does anyone spot the theme of “who gives a fuck let’s disassociate”
everything is FUCKED, I keep throwing up in my mouth, I hope until it’s delusional and I know there’s nothing to hope for everything is so so so fucked
“you’re most like Orpheus” more like “you’re a sensitive whiny baby and you’re going to make life ruining mistakes all the dang time cause gosh you are such a BABY”
oh and there was the throwing up in my mouth again
I’ve started coughing all the time
choking
on nothing
This will be the weekend I become the liquor.
Then I will evaporate
and be liquor forever.
“For asexuals, sex is like… a donut. When we see a donut, we do not have the urge...”
– http://backroundradio.tumblr.com (via asexualeducation)
this room and everything in it: love poem #3 →
rabbit-light:
1 i will put a bee under your bed 2 every day for a year 3 so you do not perceive the increase 4 of bees under your bed 5 and become unconsciously accustomed to their activity 6 which at its culmination a. (364 bees) 7 will be substantial 8 you will lay down over a large, undulating field 9 of meticulous noise a. their dark purr will comfort you b. you will require their delicate...
“A star falls from the sky and into your hands. Then it seeps through your veins...”
– C. JoyBell C (via atomiclanterns)
distractions do not make this bearable
no guys if we all go to jail do you know what an awesome party that would be
[except p much everyone we know would be there including the people we don’t like so it would still actually suck a bunch]
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god fucking dammit how are you everything
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greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing me that I was him
man even reading Homestuck isn’t okay because of the danger of un-tumblr-savioured Parks and Recreation comments
man and this is totally the funniest part too god bless you Dirk Strider
"I just want you to know how good you can be!!!!!...
I know, mom, I know, I know exactly how good I can be under the right circumstances and the right circumstances are no longer available to me. I did my darndest, perfect macaroni and cheese and all, but it is not possible for me [a support character] to be “good” ON my own, FOR my own, WITH untreated mental illnesses, so stop brow-beating me into thinking that what YOU want for me...
there is no such thing as “okay”
why does anyone think that
why are you all so selfish
god i hope this makes you write a poem that makes Little Lion Man look like a totally half-assed apology
why can’t my heart stop when i tell it to
i wish this wasn’t so spiteful
i wish there was a single fucking person who cared
and caring means actually addressing my fucking needs before they assume they know what i need more than i do
i can’t live in a world where good things don’t happen to good people
i can’t
i can’t i can’t i can’t you all should come with me
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well whoopdeedoo I am good for absolutely nothing anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why isn’t there just a class that teaches people about privilege and to pass the exam you just have to prove you know that telling someone who does not have all the same privileges as you what’s best for them is like hella rude
can that please just be a mandatory class
please
i will kill all the rich old white men for it just please make it a compulsory thing
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I AM Jim Lahey.
how can any of this be happening none of this can possibly be real
ah yes also the soundtrack was really cool and clever
well
I really like the premise of Wristcutters: A Love Story, like that seems like a not too bad afterlife at all [I guess considering because when I applied I get to feel smug but also know that HE WOULD BE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY]
but that ending just
I don’t know, I don’t think I liked that
I definitely didn’t like Mikal at all [hey folks do you...
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fannybaws:
True Love Tends to Forget
This is a...
i don’t think anyone gets it
i really don’t
and the only people who might have are dead now
ugh i am falling in love with every asian twenty one year old tonight
shit i am such a lightweight how
i had like five ounces of beer at the restaurant plus a tiny bit more i guess but god i am already so drunk i am messaging Polish/Filipino babes, and laughing and farting loudly inmy living room goid hhi rock bottom
i wish this was a Persona game then Eric would be in mortal danger if he did not face his True Self and then i would help and we would go fight monsters in the tv together
and have Xmas sex
[but if i was the main character i’d probably die at the end but who cares i guess, ADVENTURE]
THIS HAD BETTER WORK I NAMED MY CHARACTER HOMESTUK ELF FOR LIQUOR’S SAKE
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i’m just going to keep playing through the beginning of Nocturne until the disc stops randomly freezing and lets me save
your girl gave you a bolt cutter
but you didn’t know how to use it
so like a sorry jackass you got scared and threw it back at her and it made a fat gash in her head and she became an alcoholic
it’s a fucking bolt cutter you loser
man i can’t even walk or stand straight and i haven’t had anything to drink yet
my brief stint as an alcoholic is going to be funnn
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ostolero:
nanru:
the day anime streaming is banned is the day that I become the second jesus and destroy the government
evangelion
i’ll help