June 2012
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catturnedtosmoke:
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Nailed it.
I walked all the way from the Loop to downtown Clayton and then had to drive my definitely tipsy mother home.
Yes, I will definitely sleep better tonight.
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Hitman Trailer Exposes the Weird, Writhing Sexual... →
hyrulechozo:
This piece points out that the controversial new trailer for Hitman: Absolution (in which “nuns” in “sexy” latex and lace are beaten and shot by the protagonist) is really just the latest example of how women are portrayed in the industry.
Why are [the nuns portrayed] like this? My best guess is that they’re the product of a hothoused, largely male creative team trying to second...
oh my god wait
when I got really mad in my text Seamus responded with “Yes dear”
so I did that being really pissed but feigning a sense of humour about it thing and said “fuck you I’m telling Steve”
and he freaked out so not only does he believe I’m mad but he DOES acknowledge that Captain America is my boyfriend hahahahahahaha suck it
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Oh noooo, the only acceptable way for a lady to get angry is to have a fucking sense of humour about it so no one feels any obligation to take her seriously!!!!!!!!
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Seamus I really do not want to address the gross Nice Guy(tm) attitude you just expressed right now.
Nor do I want to have to tell you via text what it’s like to have hetero relationships when you’re a fucking girl, fuck you.
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oh “rogue pancakes” is definitely my new favourite term
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I like Clint Barton a lot more than I say I do.
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why would they even make the second Avengers into a stupid action movie I’ll go see it in theaters three times as many times as I saw the first one if they make it a feel-good romantic sleepover comedy
May 2012
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that one time my former roommate tried to argue with me that The Human Centipede was 100% medically accurate
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fycic fuck fyckfuckfuckfuckfuckf
i looked over to the wall next to where my head was resting and there was a big motherufcing thousand legger adnd im in my bed and there;s nothing i don;t value eonough to whack it with plus id have to dispose of the remains and now i want to take a flamethrower to my room you motherfucker if you’d been here when id cleaned this would be oka y bit now i have to burn everything except last...
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okay I am thoroughly enjoying science boyfriends and Clint the weepy birdbabby but I just want that to be background noise for “Olivia makes Steve Rogers uncomfortable, also smooches, also working damage control on ‘you mean those…hipsters? right? they’re just doing this to be ironic? but why?’… with smooches”
someone else write me self-insert...
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what a good perfect good excellent thing →
Another prestigious private school example, that I frequently pointed out to my teachers when they told me my shorts were too short:”I have the fattest legs in this class, no doubt about it, and my shorts are the same length as all the other girls’. I even buy shorts a size too big for me so that I don’t get called out for this, but I have big thighs. They ride up, I tug them...
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“Gamers get hella uncomfortable over male sexuality too. Can you imagine a “good...”
– A recent forum post, trying to give a solid example of what ‘male objectification in gaming ’ would actually look like if it was anything equivalent to current female objectification in gaming. (via nothingbutsurrender)
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“I don’t know if rape jokes encourage rape culture. I don’t care. You still...”
– An Addendum, On Rape Jokes. (via goddesshyperion)
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The Buxom and the Beasts →
Aaahhh what a cool article. I should refer to this one a lot in my quests.
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Counterpoint: "Gamer Girls"
emptywalletgamer:
DISCLAIMER: The thoughts expressed in this article are those of Shawn Trautman and not to be intended as the thoughts of Empty Wallet Gamer.
- Shawn Trautman
A few days ago, Eric Lee Lewis posted an opinion piece on Empty Wallet Gamer regarding the terminology “gamer girl” and “girl gamer” and the separation from the gaming community at large he felt those terms imply. His...
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deusexignis replied to your post: SIGH
If you ever need help with a survival horror game (Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Fatal Frame, Penumbra/Amnesia, etc. etc.) I don’t know if I could stream anything but I can help find stuff and such. It’s my favourite video game genre.
Like I said, I don’t have any capacity to play any of these games because shitty computers, old consoles, and NO...
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SIGH
looks like I’m going to have to do a lot of damage control in the Youtube gaming community.
all of these candy ass little white cisboys are scared of:
breasts
vaginas
commitment
women
things that resemble women
things that resemble their warped image of “bad” women
things that happen to female [you know what I mean] bodies
shit that they will never actually experience,...
Okay but for everyone’s reference, the “top ten most disturbing non-horror levels” one by Rabbidluigi IS really good, devoid of any sexism, and something really creepy happened to my hand while I was watching it.
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wow I’m sorry please stop saying “that’s seriously NOT RIGGGHTHHTHTHT” like a big whiny fucking poopbaby, white man, nothing bad has ever happened to you, no one can even hurt your feelings
he has literally cried about “Madonna”esque depictions of femininity and vagina issues this whole fucking time
the top five scariest bosses are all “female”,...
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wow you do realise that “sickening amounts of symbolism” is seriously the most wrong fucking way to
treat a person’s catharsis about a traumatic experience with rape
TRIGGER WARN for rape, which you did not do, save your extremely vague disclaimer that literally could have described anything else in your two stupid videos
I am so sick and tired of gaming culture’s...
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oh my god you fucking dumbshit
“genderless” is not a feature of disturbingness, please and thank you, fuck off kindly
“hideous fatty breasts” is seriously misogynistic and body policing please stick an immersion blender in your mouth
and if you’re going to make a fuss about the unappealing gender personification as opposed to things that are ACTUALLY scary about Clotho, at LEAST don’t...
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I should not be watching all of these “disturbing video game bosses” videos because
I’m going to keep being repulsed by Gamer Dudes’ sentiments about what is “disturbing” and “wrong” [sexism, ableism, trivialization of and eye-covering at abuse, etc.]
I’m going to yell every time at least ONE boss from Chrono Cross isn’t included...
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“The Avengers think/talk/argue about Star Trek”
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“Star Trek made Bruce think of the Kobayashi Maru, the unbeatable test that...”
– I WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT THE FIRST PART I DIDN’T EVEN READ THIS??? Get ready for a Bruce-Banner-thinks-about-Star-Trek-in-fanfiction spam.
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boy:
girl:
the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
love does not exist
you're going to die some day
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“Cover didn’t matter so much now. He clambered over glacial till, painfully...”
– OH. MY GOD. DEAR SWEET BABY HEADCANON WHAT A BEAUTIFUL THING.
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catturnedtosmoke:
I’m still baffled that people seriously think that the “zombie apocalypse” is upon us.
Zombies do not exist.
That being said, I can’t think of a more appropriate place for the “zombie apocalypse” to happen than Florida.
Dear every friend I have ever unfollowed unexpectedly:
I apologise.
It’s because you don’t tag your posts and I don’t want to leave you daily “please tag this” messages.
Which is probably a lot more annoying than me unfollowing you.
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oh my god I want to have wasted soul caliibur tournament and mint julep day and BEAVER BOYS NIGHT and I keep telling myself I have a fake ID but w
I don’t
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booze is not only delicious and complex and burns like fucking metal but if you give me a lot of it I might get even CUTER
or a screaming emotional trainwreck nightmare but I could also become CUTE
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sammle replied to your post: sammle replied to your photo: hi i had coffee…
blenders are GREAT
you know what’s even better?
Immersion blenders.
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hello everyone my name is Olivia and I like healthy cereals and beans and fruits and drinks that are REALLY REALYY BAD FOR YOU
I will probably spend half of my bank account on liquors, liqueurs, and club soda for liquor week because I want to make so many drinks.
MINT JULEPS because fresh mint just grows in the yard and wer’e allways like “fuck yiou mint” and run it over with...
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sammle replied to your photo: hi i had coffee my hair is a mess hi hi hi
I had bailey’s and a really think milkshake smoothie thing heeeeeyyyyyy *hic*
sdasgduefwgieuff wow that sounds so good gosh wow
this is giving me ideas for liquor week
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